The court jester sir brockhurst12/30/2023 We need help to wipe them out, men and arms.Īye, an alliance with our good friend Griswold of the North. Oh, just some ridiculous adventurer with a handful of rabble. My child, I came within an inch of my life. Is it nonsense that I cannot ride in my own domain without being murderously attacked? Nonsense? You call it nonsense, Ravenhurst? My men assure me that none of the royal family escaped alive. The Black Fox."Ĭould you have been so incompetent, bungled so horribly, as to have permitted that child to live? Roderick the Tyrant who, some months before, seized the throne by a massacre of the entire royal family.įor rumor hath it that an infant, the rightful heir to the throne, had survived the massacre, and even now, was being cared for by a group in the forest.Ī group led by an elusive, dashing outlaw known only as the Black Fox. Here, returning to his castle, is King Roderick. This is the story of how the destiny of a nation was changed by a birthmark.Ī royal birthmark, on the royal posterior of a royal infant child. Which brings us to the plot Plot we've got quite a lot As it unfolds, you'll see What starts like a scary tale Ends like a fairy tale And life couldn't possibly Better be We asked Shakespeare And Francis Bacon would they declare Which one wrote this And they both said, "Get out of there!" Life could not better be On a medieval spree Knights full of chivalry Villains full of villainy You'll see as you suspect Maidens fair in silks bedecked Each tried and true effect For the umpteenth time we resurrect We did research Authenticity was a must Zooks! Did we search And what did we find?Īfter the dust had cleared Half the cast had a beard And I'm the one, as you can see For whom the bell tolls merrily Skies could not bluer be Hearts in love, truer be I say for you or me Life couldn't possibly, not even probably Life couldn't possibly better be Songs could not gayer be Sound your do, re or mi Re, mi, fa, so, la, si Follow me Why be gloomy?Ĭut thy nose off to spite thy face Listen to me A nose is hard to replace Life Could not better be Better be Better be It could not possibly No, sirrah-sirrah, siree
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